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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 08:24

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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From Russia With Love

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

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-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd